Saturday, December 13, 2014

Camelot Cellars Urban Boutique Winery

I held my tongue. Literally. And made gagging noises.

No, actually, my friends and I were very polite. But I felt sorry for the couples across the bar who looked like they were on dates and trying to be taken seriously. 


Then the cheese plate came out and had to be freed from its plastic-wrap cocoon in our presence, and our server forgot to unwrap the two slices of stale bread, and we were pretty sure the revealed chunks of cheese were from Kroger. 

And then the bill came out and it was every bit as much as you would expect to pay for four good drinks and charcuterie at a nice place, and my hosts picked up the tab and I felt bad for them.

Camelot Cellars. They import exotic grape juice from all over the world and turn it into crappy wine on site. Avoid avoid avoid.


http://camelotcellars.com/

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